Is it wrong to be come a mormon for the chocolate?

Ahh thank you Otachi for such wonderful chocolate.

If only I liked almonds. So close yet so far...

Oh well. I do love the chocolate, it's scrumptious.

What kind of chocolates did she get for me? Well, let me show you!

As you can see I like them. The ones on the top are caremel, and there are so many of them left because they're my favorite and I'm saving them. The ones on the bottom have almonds in them, and there are so many of them because I hate almonds.

merci is what you say all over the world.

So yes, thank you so much for these chocolates. They are delish. I would ask for more but I'm scared of mormon missionaries coming and trying to share their love of Jesus with me. A love of Jesus is not something I have--especially after watching The Passion.

I mean, I would be polite, I would talk to them. I doubt I'd let them into the house though. I also know that they would not be able to 'convert' me to their side without either a lot of mind altering drugs or several thousand pistol whips and a shot in the ass.

But, I somehow doubt that any Mormons have that in them. I mean, look at them.

I wouldn't mind having some Mormom tea though.

For the longest time I thought that Mormons were some kind of Indian religion.

Because when I looked at this temple, it sure didn't make me think of Utah.

I mean look at this place!

Does that look white to you?

I also can't imagine a religon so white preying in a 'temple.' At least without being Jewish.

The website I got that picture from calls the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints a cult. I don't know what that means, and I don't particularly care. It also says there are two main branches of Mormonism which I have no idea about.

(looking for images of the Mormon temple in Oakland, I found a family's photo album...and if they aren't Mormon, well, they should be. I mean look, ALL THEIR SWEATSHIRTS MATCH!)

wow.

And I think I have no better ending for this than that. Kid in a beer box. Well, beer has been known to cause the birth of unwanted children in the past. Maybe that image is deep rooted symbolism. Who knows...Well adis!