TSHIRTHELL GIFT CERTIFICATES MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR YOUR ALCOHOLIC FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

After looking at it, I kinda like some of these shirts.

And they better not give me shit, cause this is free publicity for them.

DRAFT DODGER '05
Make your plans now to dodge the draft, or make plans to dodge a bullet: it's your call.

BLUE = DEMOCRATS
RED = COMPLETE MORONS
Maybe those states are all just red with embarrassment.

To be fair

RED = REPUBLICANS
BLUE = IDIOTIC CRYBABIES
Maybe those states are blue from all the whining going on (and tears are sorta blue).

WELL... THAT'S THE LAST TIME I VOTE
All of that waiting in line...that's valuable masturbation time I'll never get back.

VOTE FOR KERRY
(PAID FOR BY AL-QAEDA)
Osama Bin Laden was jerking off to the Democratic National Convention, until Hillary Clinton got on stage.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
(for a KLONDIKE bar?)
My 15 year old Christian daughter is very angry with God. She needs prayer for all her anger against God. Please pray for her & send ice cream.

I'M UGLY ON THE INSIDE TOO
When you're feeling down about what you see in the mirror, don't grab for that gray coat. Put on a bright color to kick you back into gear. For example, try red, the most energetic color in the spectrum.

And Finally...

VAGINAS ARE WEIRD!
For the ladies and genitals.