Mongoose has put my attention on something

And that something has inspired me to create an R Rated Post!


The Followig Post has been Rated R by the Blog Association of EdSoft.





No one under 17 who isn't really cool should read the following post.

In this post, you will read swear words.

In this post, there may be nudity.

There may be suggestive dialogue.

There may be fellatio.

I can't garentee there wont be any of these things.

In fact, for this one post, I'm going to encourage them.

Why? Well why don't I get started. Don't say I didn't warn you. I will try to keep anger out of this though.









FUCK YEAH! So, I was watching my newest Evangelion Platinum DVD, when Mongoose get's back from Iron Chef and tells me about this website. And, on that website there's this picture.

Now, this gets my attention, and I ask for more. Then the thing that really interests me is this.

ed2cool4u says:
is that man wearing government issued underwear?
Sgt. Mongoose says:
Goverment issued EXPLOSIVE UNDERWEAR.
ed2cool4u says:
jesus
ed2cool4u says:
pink poontange mobile?
Sgt. Mongoose says:
You know you want one.
ed2cool4u says:
well, maybe a visit
Sgt. Mongoose says:
Don't we all.
BIG PINK POONTANG MOBILE?

Aparently so.

ed2cool4u says:
i wanna pass out from vaginal over exposure
Sgt. Mongoose says:
There are worse ways to die.
Aparently so.

Sam Hell: "Maybe you ought to try making love to a complete stranger in mutant hostile territory...see how you like it!"

Aparently so.

Looks like someone had a fire. Don't know what that has to do with anything. Maybe so much death is R rated?

Now, just what the fuck is this?

Why? It came up in a google search. This is how all the images on this page have appeared, with the acception of the MPAA stuff.

Aparently, some europeans got togeather and said "the sims aren't sexy enough. Let's do something about it" and that was the result.

I never was a big fan of the sims. Meh.

What the fuck happened to this post? It sucks now.

Oh well.

For those of you asking why I did this, well I have to put it this way. If you're making a movie that's going to be reviewed by the Motion Picture Association of America, you can say the word fuck three times in a PG-13 movie, but you go over three, like, say, four, instand R-rating. So I figure, if you're going to get an R rating anyway, why not go for the gold and make it totally R-rated? You know its what you want, even if you can't admit it.