Oh. My. God.

I'm scared, mommy.

Since when was a comic based on 2001 a good idea? Who the hell approved this? 2001 was such an awesome film it in no way deserved this kind of treatment.

Look at that shit! That's not cool! I would so be spinning in my grave if I was Stanley Kubrick.

Oh and, while we're at it.

Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican