I still have to put cherry syrup on it and then we can eat it.

You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!

Come on, he doesn't wear pants! And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

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Harold Ramis is a sap. He chose to direct Groundhog Day because of the scene where Andie MacDowell bids her whole pocketbook on Bill Murray. That is kind of like me...

Last night I stayed up until 4:30 in the morning because I was watching a Jamie Foxx romantic comedy called Breakin' All the Rules where he shows his love for a girl by biting through his own skin. There was this whole speech about how a sane person simply can't bite through their own skin, and that love is equal to insanity. And that's how he tells his wannabe girlfriend that he loves her at the end of the movie while she's riding away on an Amtrak train with this 80 year old white man who wants her to hold his dick. I know! That was probably the biggest laugh in the movie when she walks in on him naked and he says "please hold my dick." But anyway, she stops the train, which I'm pretty sure is illegal, and they get togeather. Then, without buying a ticket, Jamie Foxx get's back on the train and sits next to this girl and the white guy looks sad cause now he's not getting any fine young black pussy. As if he was going to get some anyway.

Please forgive my language there. That's gotta be the most offensive thing I've ever wrote. In my opinion anyway.

But why would I stay up so late for a somewhat poor romantic comedy? 'Cause I'm a sap. It's the same reason why I stayed up for two days with no sleep watching 満月（フルムーン）をさがして, which by all accounts is a sappy, angsty, somewhat bad show for little girls.

I still loved it. Same could be said about 愛してるぜベイベ★★ which I loved and downloaded each episode religously.

It is also the reason why I could sit there on that train in an uncomfortable position and watch The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. (I also watched the first one when it was on HBO and liked it...Hell it was set mostly in San Francisco and it had Marry Poppins in it!

I really liked the movies though, I'm a damn sap. What's wrong with me? How many guys do you know, who aren't gay, who like such movies? I mean, when I was a little boy, Marry Poppins was my all time favorite movie. I wanted to be a chimney sweep in kindergarden. Do you know anyone who likes musicals and a movie like Bad Santa or Fight Club or 12 Monkeys? Wait, didn't 12 Monkeys have a love story too? GRR! Damn you Julie Andrews!

This is why I liked Sailor Moon too, which can ultimately be the reason why I like any kind of anime. So you can blame my sappy heart for all this anime shit you have to deal with. You can blame it for the reason why I have a 日本語ＩＭＥ installed on my computer, and why you have to look at the dates on this blog in Japanese. It's responsible for all the pain I've went through, feeling stupid for not being as much of a linguist as my fellow classmates. Yet it's strong enough to keep me going, keep me studying.

The most ironic part is, I don't really believe in love. Ever since maybe 6th grade or so, I've thought that love isn't real, and it's just a method of keeping people from having sex with just anyone. GRR. That sucks, doesn't it?

But even worse than that is, I'm not sure if I believe in sex either. I'm not saying I don't believe in it in the same way I don't believe in god. That'd be silly. Of course sex exists. However, I'm not sure if it's something I actually want. I think it's something I instinctually desire, however when I think about it, I really don't want it. I don't want to deal with having a girlfriend. I don't want to throw my money away on another person, I have enough trouble throwing my money away on myself. Also, I kind of repeatedly get the impression that even if I really, truely did want it, no other girl would want the same from me. Another way of looking at it is, the kind of girl who I'm attracted to wouldn't really be interested in sex anyway, so the relationship would be all about love, which I don't believe in so...

It's getting confusing.

Eh, I'd better stop now. This has gone Emo enough.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Ugh, I hate those kind of glasses.