We've got the shire

  INT. EDEN CLUBHOUSE - DAY

 A PERSON is sitting at the GREEN TABLE, minding their own
 business when a SECOND PERSON walks in.

                     PERSON #2
               (To Person #1)
           I challenge you to a game of Chess!

                     PERSON #1
           Alright...

 They set up a chess board and begin playing.



 INT. EDEN CLUBHOUSE - MOMENTS LATER

 Person #2 seems tense and wipes their face of sweat.  Person
 #1 appears relaxed.  Person #1 wipes his nose, moves the
 final piece.  He snaps his fingers as he says:

                     PERSON #1
           Checkmate!

                                           FADE TO BLACK.



 THE END