Oh my god!

Is that... Ann Coulter... with... John Kerry? *brain explodes*

New Rule: This election day in Florida, to make up for Republican dirty tricks in 2000, black Floridians must go into white districts and hang around the polling places and scare white people away. Just like at the ATM, the far end of the subway and theaters showing kung fu movies. So say hello to your new Palm Beach County Election Commissioner, Willie Horton.

"He's running against the worst President in the history of the United States! [audience applause] And that's not hyperbole. That's not hyperbole. The environment, the demonization of gays, the repression of black voters, the favoritism of Halliburton, this unending war. Where are we going to get the troops? He said that we're going to win the war on terror. Terrorism has been in existence for thousands of year, there'll always be terrorists. Of course we have to address them, but we can't consume everybody's life with this fear [applause] when we've been attacked twice in twenty years." --Richard Belzer

"She's a fascist party doll."